Saturday - 12:20am - Evanston, IL
The other female officer in the Tahoe has come to the passenger side and asked Joe for his ID/info. They pull him out of the car
Two seconds late, the officer on my side pulls me out of the car as well. A male officer has arrived as backup (along with three others) and pats me/Joe down for weapons
Female officer: Im not gonna find any baggies or anything in the car? Anything i should know about??
Me: Nope, not a thing
Officer: No weapons? Guns? Knives?
Me: Nope
Officer: Any dead bodies in the trunk?
Me: Not today (I really enjoyed saying that to her)