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Old 08-04-2014, 10:56 AM   #2973
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Re: SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Saturday - 12:18am - Evanston, IL

A female office approaches my side fo the car, and asks "what are you doing here?"

"Dropping her off" I say, pointing to Lulu in the back seat

She looks in the back and says "Hi Kelly (Lulu), we haven't seen you in a while. Youmust be staying out of trouble. Are you okay?"

Kelly (Lulu) says "Yeah Im fine. They're just dropping me off"

Female officer (to me): Smells like weed in the car. You guys out here smoking?

Me: Nope, not now

Officer: When's the last time?

Me: Whens the last time I smoked or whens the last time I smoked in the car?

Officer: How bout both?

Me: Last time I smoked? Earlier today. Last time in the car? A couple days ago.

Officer: You sure? I can smell it in the car. It smells fresh

Me; Yeah, Im sure
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