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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber
Sounds like a legit cry baby complaint.  "NOOOO Mom, Don't make me jerk off the ninja turtle again!!!!" |
Naw man. The way I understand it, is that when a creature (human or animal) touches the Ooze, they are mutated with features of the last creature they touched. Like when the TMNTs and Splinter were mutated into humanoids, because the last creatures they touched were humans.
So if the last thing I touched before coming into contact with the Ooze is a Ninja Turtle dick, only bad things can cum out of that (pun intended). I mean seriously, would I then mutate into some kind of human-turtle humanoid monster, or a green human-turtle penis monster. The human-turtle humanoid monster, I could deal with, because of all those damn Furries out there, there'd still be a small chance of getting laid again in my life. But a green human-turtle penis monster? I'd have better luck winning the lottery than finding some lesbian who came into contact with Ooze just after she finger banged a female Ninja Turtle.
That shit is just far too complicated for me.