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Old 02-23-2014, 04:40 AM   #2494
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Re: SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon View Post
WTF? Does he live in Alaska or some shit? Your friend can't get $70-140 worth of shit locally, rather than asking you to risk federal prison time? Sounds like a shitty "friend" who might be so much of an asshole that they can't even make friends to get some dirt "flower". You should ask for money up front, get the money, and then send a bag of flour.

Seriously though, even when I was anti-pot, and I believed pot was the devil, I got offered it every single time I interacted with other people. And who the fuck sends 7 grams by mail? I've heard of locals receiving many ounces or pounds in the mail from Cali or Oregon, but grams? Actually it sounds like your friend has enough flower in their system, that they don't need you to send them any anyways.
I have some interestingly retarded friends. This is up there for the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever asked me to do..... but its not a clear #1. There's still the time my other friend asked me to "give me a ride to Detroit" from Chicago like its a 15 minute trip.

Then there was the time some idiot broad asked me to drive myself to Cincinnati, find a place to stay, and find other stuff to do while I waited for the chance to see her and her flag football team play.

People love to ask me to do bullshit
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