A short story by Sgt Acorn:
So back in the days when I hung out with the girl who smoked the E-cig, we (coworkers) all drank together on the regs at this bar called Fat Mans. The girl in that pic I posted would get shitfaced and one night got in an argument over her tab which led to her telling the owner of the bar that she had fucked her husband (not sure if it was true... she says a lot of shit)
So naturally, the girl got kicked out of the bar. I was outside drinking when it happened watching the volleyball games on the two courts they had out back. I see them tig-ol-Bs being shown out the gate by the bouncer and ask whats up. Maybe I was a little loud about it, but Im never one to start shit for no reason.
the bouncer didnt like something about the way I asked what was happening. Probably was me repeatedly saying "thats bullshit" but its not like I got really rowdy about it. He tells me that if I dont like it, I can leave too.
Me and the girl werent really fuck buddies yet, just a drunken make out once so its not like if I left it was for sure there would be a prize for me, so I stayed and drank with the remaining coworkers.
I get to work the following monday and hear that we (the entire building) were banned from having events at Fat mans and that two people were permabanned. One being the girl who said she fucked the owners wife, and the other being "the tall black guy in the red shirt". There were only two black guys there from my company and I was the one in the red shirt.
But why was I banned? Cause I allegedly got pissed and threw their giant potted plants into the parking lot. Did I do that? I wish. Those pots were gigantic so I dont know what type of roids they think I take, but I find it hard to believe a single person could "toss" them in the parking lot
Approx a year later, I nearly got a DUI driving to that bar to pick up that same girl while driving a camaro that I had on loan while my car was in the shop. Luckily I avoided the DUI
...that story wasnt as short as I anticipated, but fuck if I care