[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Seriously. After too long of a struggle, she just pulled it off with force, rather than unzipping it, and was perplexed that I had never seen such a thing. She even asked my female roommate at the time (who was her boss and also a heavy chested woman), why I was so confused. Clearly a bad sign for my manhood, having her ask that. Man card was about to be physically handed in, for good reason. But my roommate told me she didn't have a clue what the fuck she was talking about either (manhood partially saved).

Just get a god damn sword. When someone tries to take your man card, sword their ass!