I once had this idiot girl at my apartment and was geting ready to take her home at about 2 or 3 in the morning.
I asked "so... you about ready to roll?"
This moron says "Oh I figured I would just stay"
I says "but I get up before 6 to go to work"
She says "I'm gonna stay here while youre at work"
She was home in 20 minutes