LMAthefuckO!!!!
I hadnt really thought about the actual experience of sharing a car. I can braely stand it when fuckers touch the AC settings in my car. I'd go ballistic if I had to adjust every last personal setting every time I got in a car I had to wait an hour and travel two miles for.
That 1/4 tank things seems especially ridiculous. Why not make the rule to refill to the F after every use??