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Old 12-27-2013, 01:26 PM   #872
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Re: SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

AND THEN you have to deal with the other drivers- and in the way that you can never win- without contact. What I mean by this you have to deal with a bunch of novice drivers that like to do annoying shit, adjust the height of the seat all the way up- its a god damn ford focus, your seat is higher than a god damn bar stool you god damn piece of shit yuppie. Steering wheel is also always in the upright and vertical position, like your driving a fucking Mac truck. Oh yeah, your parked on a completely level surface in an automatic car, why do you pull the parking brake all the fucking way up! Oh this car has automatic headlights- which is pretty much common practice now days? Oh shit you turned off the car and the lights didn't immediately go off- better turn that shit off manually. Same for the dome light- can't figure out that that thing goes off on its own a few seconds after you get out of the car... fuck it, lets make sure that thing is turned off- dont want the next person being able to see what the fuck they are doing! Oh and somehow people always manage to turn the seatbelt inside out, like fold the belt then manage to get the part you click in to the other side of the belt, making it twisted once you buckle up.
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