Let's go shopping!!!
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your significant other is taking his/her
sweet time shopping:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3
in
house wares,"... and see what happens.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows
where the antidepressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from"Mission Impossible".
10. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
size
funnels.
11. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK
ME !
PICK ME !"
12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO ! NO ! It's those voices again".
and last but not least...
13. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey...We're out of
toilet
paper in here !"
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