hehehe, seen jackass: the movie? that had to be the funniest thing EVER. "yea... I hit a dog".
OK, driving a rental, first i stick my hand down in the back seat while my friend was driving and pulled out a 24K gold diamond ring. It was worth a few thousand if I remember right. And I honestly tried to track down the previous few renters to see if they'd claim it but nobody ever did. Car money!
And in that same car, we thought it would be really fun to do some e-brake slides at 3 in the morning down an empty highway. No, it wasn't smart. Yes, we blew a tire. Yes we burned out the e-brake. Yes we bought a used tire for $10 from a used tire dealer and no the rental people never found out that their precious Saturn had ever been molested. We also rolled foreward the odometer and tried to fry an egg on the valve cover by revving it a whole bunch trying to get it really hot. I wasn't conscious for either of these (which should explain something) so I'm technically not the dumbass. And DONT EVER TRY THE EGG THING. it smells SO BAD.
lol