I think I've narrowed it down to somewhere between "This car is possessed!" and "Life is a bowl of cherries".
Tried the IOD fuse trick... twice:
First time it sort of corrected the front wiper problem... now I have low speed and high speed, but still no intermittant. (I just pulled the fuse for the rear... too much hassle)
The second time it semi-fixed the door lock problem, but not really
The initial scenario was, starting about 2 weeks ago, the door lock function would unlock the locks, but it would not lock them.
Then, a week later, they stopped working alltogether.
Now, after doing the IOD fuse trick....... this time by flipping a different 10 amp into it from a different location...., they will lock............. but only when I pull the switch DOWN.... a reverse partial fix.
I went to the store and picked up some fuses. Even though they looked good, I replaced the IOD fuse and the door lock fuse with new ones.... it didn't change anything from the last "fix".