11:00AM Wake up in camper bed in run down trailer, have a can of cheap beer
11:30AM: Have breakfast of little nutritional value, wash it down with cheap bear
11:43AM: Clip mullet and molester mustache, reward hard work with a cheap beer.
12:13AM: Watch Dukes of Hazzard re-runs and Last nights NASCAR race, while enjoying a cheap beer
1:17PM: Go through albums of fat skanky women who you at one time dated (and beat), console yourself with a cheap beer
1:26PM: Stand in bathroom trying to figure out what the hell the that long plastic tub is. A cheap beer always aids a rednecks thinking
1:52PM: decide to go out, put on Wife beater T-shirt, stained with bodily fluids and beer, hop into Primer Grey, primer brown and John Deer
Green 1984 305 Camaro, have a cheap beer for the road
3:30PM After the monster truck rally ends, go to tavern, pick fights over nothing and get tanked on cheap beer. Also activley participate in the KKK meeting, being held at the pub
7:30PM go home admire your collection of Motley Crue T-shirts , while listening to 80's hair-bands and other butt-rock, while enjoying a cheap beer
9:30PM after you are done with your cousin/sister, hire a cheap nasty hooker. Cool yourself down with a cheap beer
2AM: Go to bed still wondering why you had you couldn't have dropped out of High-school earlier, have a cheap beer to get you to sleep