[student_anonymous]

Hows it goin?

I'm 110% Canadian. I don't live in a igloo, i can't afford it. My car was built in Canada, because i was here while they built it. I don't eat beaver or blubber...blubber's too hard to cook and beaver is too cute.

I pronounce it ZED not ZEE, and i don't care if the animal is called a ZEEBRA or not, the letter is still pronounced ZED. If you don't like the cold, don't visit in winter! Me, i don't mind it; when it's minus 3000 degrees CELCIUS here, atomic movement will stop and Calgarians will say 'cold enough for ya eh?'.

'Eh' is just as nice a word as ya'll! And my passport is worth thousands of dollars on the black market. Hockey is a Canadian sport! And don't even start about Curling, CANADA RULES that sport too! The best musicians and comedians come out of Canada (Mike Myers is Canadian! Yeah Baby Yeah!).

My name is 'J' and i am Albertan!




Now that my pride-filled rant is over and finished, i'd just like to say that i have nothing against Americans...my Pastor is Texan, and my fiance is 1/2 American. So let's dance the dance of brotherly love (MAMUSHKA!) and celebrate the fact that Canada and the united States are the two greatest nations alive.

Thank you for reading. :ylsuper