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What next? They'll have alcohol-free beer, fat free chips and gluten free baking... with deference to all the lactose-intolerant, celiacs and vegans - anything that is a substitute isn't as good as the original eg margarine simply doesn't cut it and canola doesn't taste as good as olive oil...
And bacon fat to saute onion rings.... mmmmm
Damn it if I want to clog my arteries, choke my lungs, pickle my liver and drown in animal fat - damn it - at least I'll be enjoying it...
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