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Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Subject: jobs


My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't
suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that
was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef, I figured it would add a
little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the
thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced
it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I
found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't
have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory I tried, but I just
didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that
I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool
maintenance company, but the work was just too
draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said
I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I
finally got a job as a historian, but there was no
future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to
quit, because it was always the same old grind.
SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

That's pretty punny... I mean funny.