[King of the Road]

here are some jokes on the yugo:
Q-how do u make a yugo move faster on a descent?
A-turn off the engine.
Q-what do u call a Yugo with brakes ?
A- customized.
Q-why do Yugos have heated rear windows?
A-to keep your hands warm when pushing them.
Q-how do u make a yugo go faster?
A-a tow truck.
Q-wat goes on page 4-5 of a yugo user's manual?
A-the bus and train schedule.

oh and here is another joke: If Mircosoft mergered with car manufacteurs...The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.
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