A couple rules to slow down the more pun-inclined among us...
ONLY ONE ENTRY PER POST! NO DOUBLE POSTING!
Post one reply, but don't post again until someone else has had a chance.

Also, to keep it moving, anyone can change the object after, say, 5 replies, not just me. But, you can not select the next object yourself. You muct ask someone else to name a random object for you. It can be someone at your house or work, or you can IM/PM/chatroom, etc. someone. You do not HAVE to change the object if there's been 5 replies, only if you want to...
How to play:
look here
No cheating. :finger:
Let's try "cans."
186 cans walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve cans here."
So the cans say, "[punchline]"
You go first!