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Old 10-11-2002, 04:07 PM   #1
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Element Name: Man

We've all seen the Woman element (see attachment) but here's one for the men.

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possible good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.













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