[Dustin_S]

we've all seen these "what (blank) are you tests" but now it's time to just come right out and say it-

I, am analytical, logical, and possessing of a borderline genious IQ- however, I rarely apply myself and therefore, many would never guess at my mental powers. I view the world with a seemingly cold eye, but I'm not a monster...it just seems that way at first.
I respect EVERYONE until they give me a reason not to respect them. just because I respect you doesn't mean I like you, and just because I like you doesn't mean I respect you.
I love life, but I'm not afraid of death. My former best friend of 16 years has made a (failed) attempt on my life. That set me back socially quite a bit, and to this day I don't trust very many people nearly as much as I should.
When I'm not making music, I brood, depress, pessimize, and generally behave very "boo-hooy." but when I'm on stage, doing what I love, I am a completely different person.
My family is important to me, I love them, but damnit, I wish they'd leave me alone sometimes...
I have enough money to survive. I could use more, I wouldn't say no to more, but I realize I am fortunate simply to eat.
I believe in God, Satan, the Yeti, Sasquatch, the Lock Ness Monster, and I think it would be a very boring world without conflicting views- so if you Don't believe in any of the above, I respect your choice.
I don't hate gay people- as long as they realize that I'm not gay, I will never be gay, and don't get OVERLY "gay pride" on me. I've hugged a gay man, and didn't feel uncomfortable doing it because he knew it wasn't anything more than a gesture of acceptance and freindship.
I've been in love, I've been confused by love, I've hated, I've been hated, and I've been loved, but I've never been kissed.
I'm a virgin. I'll admit it to you, and if I'm comfortable admitting it to all of you, so don't bother trying to make fun of me for it. I simply don't care.
You can talk shit about me all you want- I don't care. I've never hit a man in anger. I've never thrown the first punch.
I've had a hard life. there are people out there that have had a harder life than I, and I'm not the only person that's had a hard life.
I wasn't suppose (Doctors odds- 80%) to survive being born. If, by some miracle I lived past 12 minutes, I was supposed (Doctors odds- again, 80%) to be dead in 12 months. If I again defied the odds, I was supposed (doctors odds: 100% chance) to be mentally and physically retarded. Again, and again- I've defied odds, and on the other hand, again and again, the odds have gotten me. It's life. I can accept that.

Ladies and Gentleman- me.