Alright check it broham, Just calm down tbecuase you are a capable man who can find the problem, okay. Just breath... just breath. You said that as soon as you pull the headlight switch to the on position... Thet leads me to believe that the problem is somewhere along the headlight lines. Wiring can be the most frustrating of all car problems I think, so just be assured that as tough as this is, it cant get much worse. you can fix this. Take the time to follow the wires back and do what you have to do to find a short or burnt wire of some sort. Then remove the wire(s) that are melted or burnt or shorting with new fresh ones. that will fix it. YOU ARE MAN HEAR YOU ROAR!!! Think how great it will be if you persevere and fix the problem!!! Recently I was having the worst problem eith my wifes car removing a cv axle, I didnt have the right tools but I had already taken the car apart to the point of no return, so I persevered until I figured the problem out. YOu can do the same. Thats what makes us KICK ASS MEN!!! Forgive me, Ive been drinking so Im a little crazy right now. DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!! When youre sober of course. good luck.