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#1. Rebadge it with Ferrari emblems and hope nobody notices the difference.
#2. Put a big "Powered by Mattel" banner on the windshield.
#3. Dump it in the ocean to create a tiny habitat for sealife.
#4. Put it on top of your trash cans to keep the raccoons out of the rubbish.
#5. Drop a V8 in the back... the ULTIMATE sleeper.
#6. Throw it away when it runs out of gas.
#7. Crash it into a pebble and leave it there.
#8. Dissassemble it and reassemble it inside a big glass bottle. Then put it on your mantle.
#9. Free the hampsters and then kick it off a cliff.
#10. Nothing. It'll fall apart in a few days.
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