[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by SL3000gt

I'm loving the sig jeepcw!

Here is one you may get a kick out of:

A $50 LESSON--
>
> I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when
she
> grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her
> parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If
you
> were President what would be the first thing you would do? ' She
replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her
parents beamed with pride.
> 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't
have to wait
> until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow
> the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then
> I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
> out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.
> She
thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
> the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the
> work, and you can just pay him the $50? I said, 'Welcome to the
Republican Party.'
> Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Golden oldy, but I've always loved it!