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Old 09-12-2002, 01:10 AM
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Silly bastards!

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "That's cool, we're going home to CRASH anyways"

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "Get off our CASE!"

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "Shoot! We were hoping for some CHIPS with our beer too..."

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "www.screwyoupal.com"

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "Don't piss us off, or we'll STACK DUMP on your bar!"

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "I'm sorry, we can not allow you to interfere with our mission, Dave" -- HAL9000 :sun:

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "We've already been to all the other bars... We're just making a CIRCUIT"

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "That's okay, we'll WORM our way outta here."

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, ".GIF us a chance!"

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "I guess we'll just .MOV on..."

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "What kinda PROGRAM are you runnin' here?!"

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "Please insert the disk labeled BAR V2.0"

186 computers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve computers here."
So the computers say, "We'll just UPGRADE to another bar."
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