They sell them in Italy though! Oh how I long to be in northern Italy witha Cerbera, terrorizing the local Maseratis and Ferraris...
I might be moving to the UK in a while, my dad was born in Liverpool, and he can get his citizenship back... If he does, I can become a landed immigrant. I wonder how long it takes to become a citizen.
It's about time I got off this godforsaken rock called North America
