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Old 09-06-2002, 06:49 PM
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game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar

:coolguy:

This is one of those improv comedy games I'm so fond of... Let's see how well it translates to a forum format.

An object is chosen. That object the become the subject in a joke with the following format:

Quote:
186 [objects] walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve [objects] here."
So the [objects] say, "[punchline]"
example: object = banana
Quote:
186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "Well, I guess we better split!"


Now, this is a pun-driven game, so not every punchline will be a side splitter. In fact 99% will be groaners, but they're fun too.

Let's start with bananas, since I just used the most obvious punchline, but I'm sure you clever kids can come up with half a dozen more...

Please copy the whole joke as I have written it out, then add your punchlines.

*****vVv cut'n'paste vVv*****

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "[:hehe:]"
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