[Moppie]

Quickie before I goto bed, some of us have real jobs that actualy require us to be a aleart and active.



P-Man, DVS, Rag and Mr T were all hiking in Tibet when they realise its getting a bit dark. Forunatly up ahead they spot a little Inn, and head towards it.

Upon knocking on the a door a little old man with white hair asks what they require.
"A room for the night is all we need good sir" says Mr T.
The old man looks at the 4 weary travelers, nods his head "yes, I can supply you each with your own room, but it is on the condition that neither of you sleep with my daughter! And be warned in case you do, I will know and you will suffer for it!"
Behind the old man all 4 then catch a glance of the most beutifull women any has ever seen, and all instantly accept the offer of thier own room each.

The next morning before Mr T awakes with a large rock on his chest.
On it is a note: I know you snuck time with my daughter last night, now you will suffer the Tibetian rock torture.
Mr T sniggers, then laughs at the silly rock and quickly throws it out the window, a drop of several hundred feet.
On his chest lies another note: You left testicle was tied to the rock.
Mr T screams and dives out the window to try and catch the rock, but notices another note on the window sill: You right testicle was tied to the bed post!


Upon hearing Mt Ts screams the other 3 are instantly awaken and run to see whats going on.
The old man stops them in the hall and says "your friend interfered with my daughter! I found him, and so laid a trap of razor blades with in her! now which of you three also could not resist her!
OPEN Your trousers each of you!"
Rag looks suddenly guitly, opens his trouser and sure enough his cock drops off! AHHHH he cries, and the old man lopes his head off with a long sword!
DVS also looks worried, and threatened by the old man opens his pants.
Sure enough his cock also drops off, and his is scream silenced by the old man.
Pman turns to the old man and voluntiarly opens his trousers. But all 3 inchs of his manliness hang in place.
The old man looks at him and says "You sir are an honurable man! you are free to continue your journy"
Pman opens his mouth to say thank you, but is only able to utter "than.." before his toungue drops off!.




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