[Thudpucker]

I went to Korea and back on a Troop ship.
Any victim of one of those rides know's what Prison life should be like.
I tried to explain that to a Judge once. He told me it would be ruled "Cruel and Unusual" today.
Aint that a Crock....?
It should be the Rule instead of the exclusion.

Packed in! Bunks were canvas laced to Pipes, six bunks high head to head and foot to foot. Not enough room between row's of bunks' to let two small adults pass. One had to Duck into a bunk to let the other by.
Hundreds of guys packed into one big 'room'.
All the lines were 'Asshole to Belly button', no posessions at all, news 24/7 coming down on us from Speakers, lights on 24/7, group trips to the Showers, Fresh water available only twice a day, meals served in groups at 15 minute intervels, damn whistles and Horns going off all day and night, and one change of clothes. Laundry every other day.
The smell of Puke in everything, and on everybody.
After a couple of days, the Chow lines were down to zilch.
One Sailor said "He could feed all of us with one greasy Pork Chop on a String"

That's what prison should be like. Put them Buggers on a Ship, and slowly transport them round and round out in the Pacific.
It'l cost a lot less, and you can expect a lot less reciticizim.