DAMN YOU! give me free all-I-can-eat food!

....see, the post went south because the kids (yes, i'm young, but i'm no kid, had to mature way to young, so I have the right to be silly) saying hes better than getting in troubble, eventhough he almost got arrested...and he says he knows better than us when we tell him he wont be so screwed if he has insurance if he, oh, lets say, hits a 78.63 year old man. So what the hell, might as well go random with it.
so about that free food....what kind of all you can eat is it?