If vegetable oil comes from vegetables...
where does baby oil come from?
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How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the
battery is dead?
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
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If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
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If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
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Did Adam and Eve have navels?
I don't have a clue.......
