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Originally posted by snowboarder
kbs and the other utahns can correct me if i'm wrong, but i only know of one starbucks in all of utah, across the street from carl's jr in salt lake
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One time I was at the local gas station, and a guy from out of state approached me and said, "Quick, where's Starbucks???". I mean, this guy was panicking. My boyfriend and I thought about it and told him the nearest one was in Las Vegas. He yelled "F-ing MORMONS!!!", jumped in his car and squealed off.
I would LOVE to see Kmart die. The one here smells like mullets and motor oil, they don't sell anything smaller than a size 14, and there are mysterious stains all over the building. In addition, the prices are higher than Wal-Mart, they don't alphabetize the DVDs, and no one works there, so you can never buy anything. I have seen people walk out of the store with merchandise after 15 minutes of waiting for someone to come work checkout.