two nuns were riding their bikes along a cobblestone lane.
"I've never come this way before," said one.
"No. It must be the cobbles," said the other
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Mother superior was engrosed in a crossword puzzle for some time and muttered that someting was wrong.
"What's a four letter word relating to women that ends in U-N-T?"
"Oh dear," said Sister Priscilla, "I think that would have to be AUNT."
"Of course," said Mother Superior. "Do you have an eraser I could borrow?"
