Q. What does a blond say after sex?
A. Are all you guys on the same team?
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they've never met.
Q. What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. Why is a washing machine better than a blond?
A. You can drop your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.
Q. What's the worst thing about having sex with a blond?
A. Bucket seats.
Q. Why do blondes wear thick underwear?
A. They make good ankle warmers.
Q. Why did the blond have square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a limousine?
A. Not everybody has been in a limousine.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a tooth brush?
A. You don't let your bestfriend borrow your toothbrush.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a guy?
A. The blond has the higher sperm count.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
Q. How does a blond like her eggs?
A. unfertilized.
Q. What's the difference between a blond and an ironing board?
A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What does a blond wear behind her ears to attract men?
A. Her heels.
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Q. How do you get a blond pregnant?
A. Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest!
