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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell
sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are
you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs this time and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?
Bush turns to Powell, punches Powell on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Arabs!"
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