[Earlsfat]

Jer that totally sucks. He'll get his due... might take some time... maybe get someone to slip a bunch of insulin in his drink. (Don't do it yourself for obvious reasons, lol.)

Good suggestions guys, but you all should have gotten together... Do as Geno said - wait until the opportunity presents itself and beat the everloving shit out of him. Then call your buddies and take him to the hospital... the long bumpy way. Then when he gets out, give him a bottle of Stoli, or absolute - just dump a bunch of ipecac in it first. THEN tell him to drive far away someplace.

If he was "meowing" at me I'd have said... "Who's the sick dumbfuck that's porking the cat??? Oh hey... are your fucking a cat? Or are you too big of a pussy to come out here and say something about this piece of shit truck that you aren't man enough to take care of yourself. Oh that's right, I'm sorry, you're too much of a lowlife fucking drunk to function well enough to handle the challenge of fixing a 20 year old datsun, or dialing the fucking phone to call a tow truck. Hey by the way, my mom told me that you're dick doesn't work because you drink too much... who's the pussy now buddy.. can't even lay some pipe.... you aren't even worth the 20 seconds of my time it would take to kick your sorry ass." AND JUST PRAY he came out to do something... and laugh my ASS off after I split his worthless head open with a Louisville Slugger.

(Can you tell I'm aggravated today?)