Very, very funny, reminded me of when I was married!
Here are a few more things that'll give you more negative scores.
1. Buy here flowers from a street vendor, I swear she could smell the exhaust fumes on the petals.
2. She once bought me an air pot for my birthday, so on her birthday I bought her a 12" adjustable wrench.
3. Take her out to a nice restaurant and ask the waiter if they take coupons.
I think twice now when I go out with my girlfriend and make a war plan strategy for the evening so I can stay out of trouble.
