The Test Results Are In! "Your score is very low."
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
0% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:
"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 0% Un-telligent