My wipers are resting nicely in their "down" position for the first time in about 3 years. It worked - thanks to everyone for their help in getting me through my first electrical automotive fix since installing an Alpine stereo and speakers in my old Malibu.
If you're reading this thread and thinking "maybe I should just drop the $233 and buy the whole thing from Honda/Isuzu", don't do it. I spent $11 on a desoldering iron and got some free relays from a guy that had leftovers and I'm a novice with electrical experience from 4-H about 20 years ago.