Bad news. Wasn't my fuel pump. Turns out it's an electrical problem. The fuel pump doesn't seem to be getting power for some reason. Maybe a break in the ground, or the wire going to the back from the battery.
So for now, we're hotwiring the fuel pump. Directly wired the battery to the fuel pump with a switch, but that's not a very good idea so we should fix it...
We're gonna try to get it started, but if all else fails I guess I'll just take it in. Just so expensive!!
Anybody have any ideas on why the power might've been cut or defecting from the battery to the pump? Terminals, relays, fuses? Agh. Frustrating.