[Rich]

Top ten signs when you know you're at a drag racers funeral:

#10- There's white shoe polish and a tire pressure gauge in the bottom of the casket....

#9- Summit, Jeg's and VISA all sent representatives to attend, from their billing dept....

#8- Fellow competitors' all chip in 20 bucks, knowing that he is going to need it to "buy back into the next round"....

#7- The hearse has a "dial-in" wrote on the front and side windows....

#6- Each car in the funeral procession gets a chance to drive into the water box and "haze `em"....

#5- The casket dolly has "big-n-little" wheels....

#4- His hands were placed in his pockets to hide the grease under his finger nails....

#3- His neighbors all told his widow that they would loan her the use of their extra curb space for the next two weeks' trash day....

#2- His racing buddies leave early for the cemetary to save him a "good pit space"....


....And the number one sign you realize you're at a drag racer's funeral.........

His headstone is a reader board with the "win" light on and an announcer proclaiming he's "dead on his dial!"