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Originally Posted by Jimsfat
She said she'll try to get it all done for you, but that your bedwetting problem must have descended to new levels... she's going to have to wash your sheets a fifth time after that big dump you took in your sleep last week... unless, that is, you don't mind sleeping on a pillow that has a 6" wide, 2 foot long skid mark on it. She said she doesn't care that you call them "burnouts" instead of skidmarks, if you don't knock it off she's gonna start burning your laundry.  |
Why do you think the fuckstick cleaners stopped taking my stuff in?
Mom rocks, she even gets the crunch out of my towels.
