lol - I had a quiet chuckle last night - I know two sisters who physically drink coffee (well, caps) almost exactly the same way
Anyway, I'm not a coffee drinker really, 2 in 1 day wires me really badly.
Sydney uni was the center of the coffee world however - not much chop on campus, but the surrounding suburbs had some of the best coffee houses around - given the option of ancient history or functional grammar lectures or coffee shops - coffee won
I tend to go for caps or flat whites - but only now and then.