1 show me i said it was "a cheesy slogan"
2 i wasn't aware of that, no need to take offence.
3 best not to talk to mods in the way like "please stay on topic"
carb nozzles should be easy enough to get in various sizes. call up someone like Holley and ask them what sizes they offer.
http://www.holley.com/
they're among the workd leaders for carbs and fuelling systems.