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Old 05-29-2002, 07:07 PM
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Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
If you can’t handle us and think we are so complicated, then it’s simple really. STAY SINGLE.
If that was meant as some kinda threat... its not working on me. Being single is great...

1. Guns: I can buy whatever type of guns I want and play with them as often as I like.

2. Cars: I can spend as much money as I want, and drive as fast as I want.

3. Sex: $200 goes a long way with the right lady. Since I'm not exactly short on money, I can have all the sex I could ever want.

4. Companionship: My friends and fellow street racers provide entertainment and fun times.

5. Love: : I can buy dogs, cats, birds and dump them off somewhere when I grow tired of them. Besides, love between a man & a woman doesn't really exist anyway. Women are always motivated by some hidden evil (milking your money, banging your friends, etc...).

6. Peace of Mind: Nobody tells me what to do based on their Estrogen level fluctuations. I can sit and meditate or go out & have fun, and not worry about a damn thing. I will never spend my hard-earned money on useless shit behind my back. I will never sleep around and cheat on myself. I will never try to get pregnant to try & trap myself.
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