[Earlsfat]

Bambi now has a Chevy emblem FIRMLY, and permanently, embedded in her torso, a nice set of tire prints on at least some part of her body, a set of drivers' side headlamp and foglamp imprint on her head, and a haircut.

She also probably has quite a few broken ribs, a shattered rear leg, one hell of a wicked headache... and by now is probably starting to smell a little on the dead side.

Bastard... 1:30 on my way home last night.... jumped out from behind a hedgerow at the VERY last second, and I had nowhere to go... drop off on one side with no guard rail... post and rail fence and mail boxes on the other. I was only going about 35, because that area is BAD for deer, and I only had time to swerve to slam on the brakes and realize I was hitting this prick. AND THEN... about a half a mile down the road another one jumped out about 10 yards in front of me... good thing there was a parking lot that had it's lights on or I would have hit two deers, within 20 minutes and a half a mile of each other. Next time I'm just going to aim for the whole damned herd and get it over with.