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Re: I'm so giddy/nervous/happy.
"finally gonna get some botox done on my balls, get them smoooth as eggs... then i'm goin to the beach to look for ball suckers! I'll approach women with the confidence i've never had,
'excuse me, miss, but do you... suck balls? Wait wait wait, you didn't let me finish... do you suck... these balls?'
'oh my god, these balls are as smooth as eggs! ... yes i'll suck them.'"
2 points to whoever knows what that's from
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