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Old 12-01-2006, 05:32 PM
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Re: Is a SUV or Van a truck?

First of all (GENO!) an Oldsmobile Bravada doesn't qualify as a truck... it's too girly.

Second; NJ also has Pole-Smoking Governors, so what their license plates say means absolutely nothing.

Third; I'm with Dylan, the chassis dictates the type of vehicle...

Fourth; Allstate considered my 97 Z71 a "wagon" so what insurance companies say is tripe.

And FINALY --- A SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE IS NOT NECESSARILY A TRUCK. If you would consider a Hyundai Sante Fe, and Acura MDX, or a Lexus RX400 (or whatever the hell it is) or any of the "sport-cutes" a truck then you are a SERIOUS, limp-wristed fag. However! I do agree with the Ford Ranger / Explorer, Chevy S-10 / Blazer, GMC Jimmy / GMC S-15 (Sorry Geno, Olds didn't make a truck version of the Bravada... yours is a CAR... )

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SUV definition: sport utility vehicle: n : a high-performance four-wheel drive car built on a truck chassis.
See immediately preceding paragraph. And smack whoever you copied that bullshit from. Most "High-performance four wheel drive cars have axles that would burst into a million pieces if actually used in a manner for which they are marketed... let alone would they have the clearance to get more than about 15 inches off any paved surface.

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car definition: 1. an automobile >By definition a van and suv is a kind of truck and they are all cars.
By definition any vehicle that moves with it's own propulsion system is an automobile. Cars, trucks, vans, mini-vans, motorcycles, suv's are all automobiles. A van / truck is NOT a car, and an SUV can be either depending upon the chassis.... usually not when referencing an "SUV" produced by a foreign automobile company.

That being said... I consider a Pickup Truck or any variant a truck, and anything else a car / wagon / van depending on size.

My Father in law calls his Chrysler Town & Country a truck, but what does he know... he's from Michigan.
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