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Damn, this sucks. Do they actually tow away the entire car? It's supposedly impossible to hot-wire the engine.
Any advice on a good anti-theft device? Here are some of my own ideas:
- Booby trapping the car with high explosives.
- Anchoring it to the nearest tree.
- Putting a nest of killer bees in the trunk.
- Connecting it to a high voltage generator.
- Leaving the lights and the radio on when I'm away.
- Chaining a vicious guard dog to the rear bumper.
- Painting the car with a repulsive color.
- Pasting a picture of Richard Simons on the hood.
- Keeping the car in a safe deposit box.
But I’m always open to other options as well.
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