Man, that is bad! Hurts my brain trying to read your post! Funny thing is I know they're not typos because you are consistent. Even more funny is the fact that you actually added letters and complicated some of your mispelled words by changing the order of the letters. Others are missing letters. I hate to say it, but it makes you look like a jackass! As bad as it is now, it really scares me to think of the future of this country when all you young retards start running it!
BTW, as an American, I actually find it quite offensive when people purposely butcher our language. We all make mistakes, but you obviously go out of your way to butcher it. Do you think it makes you cool? It doesn't!
Nouw, died yuo chex tha fuzez undra tha hood two?