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Looking at a 96-98 Haynes book, code 33 is an A/C Clutch Relay Circuit failure. Might explain your A/C symptom. Might want to check power and grounds to and from the relay to the clutch and continuity. Might be an identical relay on the panel you could swap with.

There are two listings for code 11. The first says it's "No crank signal at PCM". The second says "Mis-fire adaptive numerator at limit" and is described as "CKP sensor target windows have too much variation" . CKP might mean crankshaft position. 11 explains your no start problem. These codes should disappear eventually. Once it looks like it's fixed for sure you can reset them buy disconnecting the battery for 5 minutes or with a DRB scanner.

There could be a seperate problem with the rear wiper/washer. Are they getting power? More likely they have a common problem source and unfortunately thats the Body Control Module (BCM). There's lots of info about this on the forum. You could try pulling the IOD (in PDC) fuse for a few minutes or disconnect the battery to reset the BCM.